Sunday, December 31, 2006

Another Imaginary Holiday: National Sex with Your Ex Day


National Sex with your Ex Day – January 2nd is National Sex with your Ex Day, a holiday dedicated some of the more questionable decisions in your life. It is a day to hit the sauce and drunk-dial the most objectionable person you know for an impromptu clothing-optional wrestling match. At the time, it will feel genita-cular. Feelings in the morning may include despondency, anger, disappointment, vomiting, and vomiting because you just saw your own vomit and that’s really gross.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Interesting to know.